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Posted by:
Spence
4/07/2008 12:28
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Today's hate mail is a double header of succinct beauty: This had to be the worst place I've ever seen for shopping! It's semi-porn!
American Apparel makes Americans look like sluts. And on the other hand... why are your models so f-ing ugly? please why? they look like haiiry ass
cheecks taped together. You hear that America? We're turning you into hairy ass-cheeked sluts.
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Posted by: Jo 4/07/2008
13:13
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| Fantastic! Let's all get slutty together after a little trip to the salon for a butt wax. |
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Posted by: Trici 4/07/2008
14:09
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| LOL, first of all. But to the "f-ing ugly" statement, I think beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Cliche I know, but true. I applaud the use of actual people for your advertisements (I remember seeing your clip on Sunday morning), it makes your clothing more real. Real people, wearing real people sizes and real people don't all look like Giselle, Tyra, Tyson Beckford or Gabriel Audry. However, I seme-agree on the porn tip. The looks you feature are a bit provocative. But to that I can only say, "different strokes for different folks". |
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Posted by: volcano 4/07/2008
17:21
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| different strokes to rule the world? Does anyone know that line to the song? Is that how it goes? FUck! I cant get it out of my head!!! |
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Posted by: starlord 4/08/2008
07:27
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Here's the lyrics, written by Alan Thicke (yes, THAT Alan Thicke), Gloria Loring and Al Burton, from the TV show of the same name:
"Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans. But they got, Diff'rent Strokes. It takes, Diff'rent Strokes. It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story Everybody finds a way to shine, It don't matter that you got not alot So what, They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world."
OMG now it's stuck in my head too. Well, I can't quite imagine taped hairy ass-cheeks or what porn involving semis would be like, erm, but it's probably better I don't try either. |
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Posted by: Caitlin 4/08/2008
13:03
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Hairy ass cheeks? wtf? Actually I think aa should do the hipster thing and bring back 70's bush. It has aa written all over it. First, it's sorta shocking, second, it would prove their models are not underage. |
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Posted by: Sex Jazz 4/09/2008
14:17
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| MORE HATE MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!! |
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Posted by: Mo' Please 4/10/2008
06:48
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| this is hilarious. haven't people gotten tired of saying this? please sir, can i have some 'mo? |
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Posted by: SKLR 4/10/2008
08:54
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| It's true; you are. |
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Posted by: andi'lldoitagain 4/23/2008
09:24
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| Please Spence, don't stop with the hate mail. We need more. Please! It makes me laugh SO hard! |
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